LOVE & RELATIONSHIPS

We must love one another or die.  --W.H. Auden

LEADERSHIP & SUCCESS

Although the world is full of suffering, it is also  full of the overcoming of it. --Helen Keller

INSPIRATION & MOTIVATION

You can be greater than anything that can happen to you.  --Norman Vincent Peale TRANSCRIPT OF CUSTOMER SERVICE INQUIRY AT LOVE SOFTWARE,INC. SERVICE REP: Hello, you have reached the Heart Systems Software Company help desk. How may I help you? CUSTOMER: I just received your latest program, LOVEv4.0...you know ....the freeware. I don't understand it. Can you tell me how to install it? SERVICE REP: Sure thing ma'am. Do you have the installation disk and instructions with you? CUSTOMER: Yes I do, but first can you tell me what the program does? SERVICE REP: Sure thing ma'am. LOVE is a unique program, there is no other like it in the world. LOVE attaches to your operating system and runs silently in the background, you will never see LOVE on your monitor or your toolbar, but you will notice its affect on every application you may have. It makes the good programs run smoother and greatly restricts and/or deletes the bad ones. CUSTOMER: Wow! That sounds great. How does LOVE make my machine run smoother? SERVICE REP: Well, good sound files, like COMPLIMENT.WAV, ENCOURAGEMENT.WAV, and KINDWORD.WAV will play frequently. Also, FORGIVENESS.EXE will be invoked every time there is an external violation, including the ever-popular syntax errors. Also, all those aggravating errors that say "unable to connect" will be avoided. LOVE allows for a smooth connection with external devices, regardless of what country it is manufactured in, the brand name, or the age of the model. READ MORE... http://www.emofree.com/a/?2574/Inspiration/love.htm